he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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