He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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