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I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
why is half of my head shaved?
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