this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
smell my finger.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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