I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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