maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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