I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize