would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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