Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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