i think my tv is drunk
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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