Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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