just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I just want to make out with him forever
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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