You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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