I wanna bring you to show and tell
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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