I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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