That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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