dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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