were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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