I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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