Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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