no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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