She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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