why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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