I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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