I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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