I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize