I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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