That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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