HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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