worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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