I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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