NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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