Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My vagina is officially offended.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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