i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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