if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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