New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We have started to decorate penises.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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