Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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