Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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