That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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