Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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