is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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