my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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