i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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