How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize