Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Randomize