Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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