pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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