Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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