Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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