i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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